NEW MEMBERS
Jim Kidwell - Machinist - Machine Shop
Ron Frye - Millwright - BOF Electrical
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RIDDLE OF THE MONTH
(contributed by Al Gore - Vice President of The United States of America & 3rd under assistant to the copy boy at "Steel Mail News"):
A man and his son are in a car accident and are both knocked unconscious. They are rushed to different hospitals. When the doctor walks into the operating room she says "I can't operate on him, he's my husband."
How is this possible?
Send answers to Al Gore at
vicepresident@whitehouse.gov
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TIME CAPSULE:
October 1957:
Officials of Bethlehem Steel Corporation announce in a press conference in Pittsburgh that they " .
. . have never heard of Burns Harbor, Indiana."
As reported in "Steel Mail News," October 17, 1957 (morning edition).
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STEEL MAIL EMPLOYEE NEWS:
ITEM:
"Steel Mail News" is proud to announce the hiring of our 2000th employee, and further,
that our monthly operating budget has now edged up to a hair over twenty-three million
dollars. The growth of this publication, while not exactly spectacular, has been steady
since it's inception as a two man operation way back in February. Unfortunately,
nobody who is presently employed here can remember the names of those two pioneers.
ITEM:
One of our newer employees, Kersey Allsman, the fourth under-assistant to the copy boy, is fortunate enough to have a spouse that has amounted to something. Consequently, Kelsey's formerly useless and arcane hobby of HTML programming has been put to some good use. His handiwork can be seen at
http://www.duckcreekestates.com
Kewsey is currently looking for volunteers to beta test these pages. Specifically, he is looking for problems such as: dead links, misspelled words, punctuation errors, missing graphics, unintelligible syntax, hidden messages from Satan, & almost any references to Janet Reno or Dorothy Kilgallen. All participants will receive a free two decade extension to their subscription to "Steel Mail News" that will be paid for by a brick on Kefsey's check.
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